We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously. “Okay, then, I’ll take the special.” “How do you want your eggs?” asked the waitress. “Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home! see also   Aging,  Dining  &  Restaurant  Sections Broken Egg Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Bike Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Fried Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Star Wars Eggs SwarchenEgger Understanding Women Yolkswagon   NAACP Cover Up Quad Shot Princess Parking Restaurant Wait-er How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? Butterfly Lens Pentecost Sunday Pike Mouth Nest Improvise, Adapt, Overcome Flower Lips Bird Walker Never Go Full Retard Multi-Pilot Jet Teethbrushes Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you! Picture Perfect Same Mistake Twice How To Build A Fence Horse-Back Riding Social Distancing Fine

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