We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously. “Okay, then, I’ll take the special.” “How do you want your eggs?” asked the waitress. “Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home! see also   Aging,  Dining  &  Restaurant  Sections Broken Egg Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Bike Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Fried Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Star Wars Eggs SwarchenEgger Understanding Women Yolkswagon   Snow Barrier 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Buddhist Tempull Truck Lift Repair In-Spired Safety Tip Secruity Parking Spot Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake Remote Outdoors Scaffolding for the Dirt Cheap Contractor Fix It Later Detour I Smell A Rat Adhesive Shade Be Anything You Want Tractor Pull Canadian Ice Shrub I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast Toepener No-Lake Picture Logging Chairlift Milkshake Desweetener

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