We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously. “Okay, then, I’ll take the special.” “How do you want your eggs?” asked the waitress. “Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home! see also   Aging,  Dining  &  Restaurant  Sections Broken Egg Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Bike Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Fried Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Star Wars Eggs SwarchenEgger Understanding Women Yolkswagon   Icelandic Police Donuts Size Matters Crowd Surfing - Expert Level Dream The Impossible When Life Gets You Down Redneck Estate Sale How To Tweet Others Nutella Soother Autumn Camouflage Go Play Outside Be Someone Arkansas Divorce Application Three Finger Carrot Braided Horse Tail Owl Glove Far North Cable Guys Openish Hours Lead Sled Dog Pet Food Tester Gold Bar Carrot Cake

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