Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Downplaying depression in a yoga relationship


1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn’t repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You’re diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it’s still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don’t have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.


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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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04-Aug-2021