Dinnae Kin, Jock
Happy Rabbie Burns Day!
Up in the Scottish highlands, Jock has had a bit too much of the bevy at the local pub. Stumbling home after the pub closes, Jock sees a nice patch of soft heather under a huge oak tree and decides to sleep it off and go home the next morning.
Two young Scottish lassies are walking to school early the next morning and happen upon a sleeping Jock. Unfortunately for Jock it’s been a windy night and his kilt has been blown up around his ears. The two lassies start giggling at what they see.
“Do ye ken who that is Margaret?”
“Och aye, ’tis jolly Jock.”
“Shouldn’t we pull his kilt down?”
With that Betty takes a blue ribbon out of her hair, ties it in a nice bow around Jock’s anatomy and pulls down his kilt... off to school the girls go giggling all the way.
An hour or so later, Jock wakes up and has to go behind the tree. He pulls his kilt up and finds the blue ribbon tied to his anatomy. He says in amazement, “Hoot
man, I dinnae ken where ye been, but ye sure won first prize!”
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