A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”
He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal... it’s called golf.”
All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
see also Golf Section
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Father’s Day Selfie
Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages
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