A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.” Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader see also Golf Section Father Sayings for Father’s Day Father’s Day Selfie Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages |
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