A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and out pops a genie.
“I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there’s a
catch.”
“What catch?”
The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted.”
“Well, I can live with that - no problem!” replied the elated man.
“What’s your first wish?” asked the genie.
“Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!”
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
“Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris,” said the genie.
“Next wish?”
“I’d love a million dollars,” replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
“Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars,” said the genie.
“Well, that’s okay, as long as I’ve got my million,” replied the man.
“What is your third and final wish?”
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Well, you know, I’ve always
wanted to donate a kidney!”
Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde
People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde
People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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