A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and out pops a genie. Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery see also Genie & Lawyer Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie |
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