Redneck Snow Plow

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn