![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Redneck Section Coffee D Cups Handicap Porch How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Redneck Air Bags Redneck ATV Redneck BMW Grills Redneck Bulldozer Redneck Cadillac Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Doork Redneck End Table Redneck Mansion Redneck Manual Redneck Measuring Tape Redneck Parking Brake Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Post Support Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck Riding Lawnmower Redneck Sergeants Redneck Snowmobile Redneck Soldier Redneck Spatula Redneck Spoon Redneck Stealth Bomber Redneck Swing Redneck Tank Top Redneck Teeter Totter Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Redneck Water Trailer Redneck Wave Runner Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Round Table Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef Summer in Saskatchewan Sunday Drive in the Country Thirst Quencher Fridge |
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