Redneck Anniversary Gift

Bubba was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Jethro outside the jewelers. Jethro noticed that Bubba had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. “So what’ve you just purchased, Bubba?” Jethro asks. “Well, now that you’ve been askin’,” replies Bubba, “it’s me and Betty Lou’s anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, ’Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.’ ” “So what’d you get her?” Jethro asks. Bubba replied, smiling, “I bought her a deck of cards.” see also   Anniversary,  Marriage, Redneck  &  Shopping  Sections Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women iGifts Marriage Cards Names of the Colours 3 Stages Of A Man’s Life 4 Stages Of Life A Woman’s Mind Adaptive Roots All Bottled Up Annual Meeting of Women Drivers Aunt From Desert Storm Auntie Gravity Research Biker Love Bright People Computerholic Control Brothers Early Morning Conversation Emotion Stew Energy Saver Family Tree Fence Nails Fliptus Grown Up Men Hands On Tree Help Me Before It's Too Late! Her Side vs His Side Hormone Guide How To Tweet Others I Love Tuba Is Laughter The Best Medicine? Is There a Hell For Animals? Israeli Date Keyboard Wedding Law of Emotion Love It Love Thy Neighbour Man of the Year Finalists Meet Your Future Ex-Wife Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Nail Polish Lookalilikes Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Online In The 60's Painted Fence Perfect Girl Procrastination Workshop Ready Soon Shining Stars Shopping Wait-er Size Matters Solemate Son Shine Sunday Drive in the Country The Origin of the White Wedding Dress The Van Gogh Family Tree Understanding Women Unique People Until We Understand Women Walker Buddies Walking The Dog Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? Winning An Argument With A Woman World Peas You Have Enemies?   Kiosk Hours Borderline Stupidity Inside Outside Thinking Bacon Soda Sales Kia vs Nokia Waterwheel Rotisserie Fluent Sarcasm Stork Exhaust Music Illusion New Fuel Gauge Treescape Diamond Ring TP Treadmill Workout The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character Mask Not Your Country

13-May-2021