![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Canada, Police & Safety Sections Aussie Car Alarm Calling All Cars: It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand CarJacking Donut Sale New Speed Trap Police Car Of The Year Pulled You Over Radar Replacement Safest Restaurant In The World Scratch-Off Parking Tickets Texas Speed Camera Tie Wrap Security Tim’s Puffer Trinidad vs UK Police Underwater Radar Trap Where Nobody Speeds You Want Me To Do What? |
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