![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Cat Doormat Cat Nap Free Cat Free Kittens “Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!” Sudoku Cats |
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