![]() You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein It's only the mercy of the lord I ain't had a stroke already - and a coronary trombonus in the bargain. - Archie Bunker The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Cat Doormat Cat Nap Free Cat Free Kittens “Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!” Sudoku Cats |
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