A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out. “Well,” said a customer, “I never saw anything as peculiar as that!” “What’s so peculiar about it?” asked the bartender. “His wife sent him out for a jar of olives.” see also   Bartender  Section Another Round For The Wife, Bartender!   Big Sister vs Big Brother Growing Own Pot Boat Tram Duct Tape Wall Bed Pilot Lounge How Do You Like Your Steak? Chopper Bike Bed Bug Truck Load Wallusion Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude! Baby Hatching Piglet Hubs Hummers Only Look Tough Lego Steps

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