A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out. “Well,” said a customer, “I never saw anything as peculiar as that!” “What’s so peculiar about it?” asked the bartender. “His wife sent him out for a jar of olives.” see also   Bartender  Section Another Round For The Wife, Bartender!   Challenge Accepted Subway Camouflage In Stitches Great White 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Can I Lick It It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Velociraptor Defined Redneck Muffler Repair Drama Queen Diary He Looks Just Like His Father! Happy Snow Car Sand Strap Experience Redneck Calf Feeder BaCoN T-Shirt

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