Speeding Mother
Warning for lead foot drivers...

My mother has a
lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Texas.

Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car.

I have never been stopped like this before, she said to the officer.

What do they usually do, ma'am, he asked, shoot the tires out?