Speeding Mother
Warning for lead foot drivers...
My mother has a “lead
foot,” so I
was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding
through Texas.
Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper
walked up to the car.
“I
have never been stopped like this before,”
she said to the officer.
“What
do they usually do, ma'am,”
he asked, “shoot
the tires out?”