Texas Hunting Vehicle

Hunting, Texas Style
Where vehicles are bigger than the game!

Carta Valley, southwest of Rock Springs, Texas



Hunting in Texas

Everything's bigger in Texas

All terrain vehicle for Texas hunters

Rock climbing in Texas

At the controls of a Texas hunting vehicle

Anyone for pool or billiards?

Full-stocked bar on every Texas hunting vehicle trip

Food and bar supply onboard hunting vehicle

Refrigerator for storing cold brewskies

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

What happens here stays here

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success. - Pablo Picasso

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. - Will Rogers


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11-Jul-2020