![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins Hummer: A vehicle that can't sing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible. If you play the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow. - Chuck Klosterman see also Hunting & Redneck Sections Redneck Porch Hunter Survivor - Texas Style (2013) Texas Bank Security Texas Wink Why We Live in Texas |
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