![]() Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman see also Redneck Section Bumper To Bumper on the Freeway Redneck Car Upgrade Tie Wrap Bumper |
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