Asses and Camels
Leading to the Promised Land
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land.”
Now Obama and Pelosi have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
God help us.
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