“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the crap out of me! So that’s it - after today, no more reading ...” ![]() Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr. An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Bar Section Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Be Careful Pulling Out Camping For Seniors Cell Phone For Seniors Daily Exercise for Seniors Dreams Come True Driving Tip For The Elderly Fruit Salad Dinner Justice For All Neck Exercises to do at the Computer New Wine For Seniors Senile Agitation Snowplow For Seniors Texas Wine Glass Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly Winter Laundry Working Past 65 |
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