When The Chips Are Down

Bet he can’t eat just one!

Tiger caught Lay-in down on the job



Tiger Woods love Lay's potato chips

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

FAX: What you lie about to the I.R.S. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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09-Aug-2020