When The Chips Are Down

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx