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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson