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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco