Microsoft Office Windows

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Microsoft Office Windows

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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03-Jul-2020