A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Newfoundland man shouts, “Eh By’e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar. Tis like da out-ose!” (which means: “Don’t drink the water. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it.”) The Mainlander shouts back, “I’m a tourist from away, I don’t understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?” The Newfoundlander shouts back, “Use two hands, you’ll get more!” see also   Farm,  Language  &  Newfie   Sections Don’t Mess With A Newfie Don’t Mess With The Amish Newfie English Dictionary Newfie Lawn Rolls Newfie Term Survey Newfoundland English Trink Das Wasser Nicht   The Ass Family Kids Meal Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk A Foot Of Sun Sushi Spine Police Targeting Happy Bird's Eye UU Moose Parking Glassman Paint Pants World Cup Attention Getter Fear Of Light Bird Condo Very Cold Beer Seniors Bike Club Watching The World Cup Friendly BBQ Reminder Geek Piano Ugly Haircut XL Safety Shoes

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