A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Newfoundland man shouts, “Eh By’e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar. Tis like da out-ose!” (which means: “Don’t drink the water. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it.”)
The Mainlander shouts back, “I’m a tourist from away, I don’t understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?”
The Newfoundlander shouts back, “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”