Nuts

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot