Nuts

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy