I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. I got really plastered. Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Bar & Travel Sections Bus Head Rest Bus Wait Weight Cold Weather Travel Warning Deluxembourg Designated Driver Drink Refill Safe Drive Home |
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