India Taxi Driver

Making life easy to get around crowded India streets

When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said, “English speaking taxi driver.”
I thought to myself, “What a good idea, why don’t we have them in Canada!”

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Conscience is no more than the dead speaking to us. - Jim Carroll

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. - Roy T Bennett

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

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