Lady: “Do you drink?” Man: “Yes.” Lady: “How much a day?” Man: “Three six packs.” Lady: “How much per six pack?” Man: “About $10.00.” Lady: “And how long have you been drinking?” Man: “15 years.” Lady: “So, one six pack costs $10.00, and you have three six packs a day, which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 - correct?” Man: “Correct.” Lady: “If in one year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 - correct?” Man: “Correct.” Lady: “Do you know that if you hadn’t drunk, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account. And, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?” Man: “Do you drink?” Lady: “No.” Man: “Where’s your Ferrari?” see also   Bar,  Car,  Finance  &  Relationship  Sections   Swimming in the Dead Sea Redneck Beer Stacker Hot Summer Days mIndians Mouthful Of Information Happy Face Sandwich Senior Eye Exam Chubby Free Pirrows Young Rock Star 'Pier' Pressure Restored Beauty Powerplant Swimsuit Models Watermelon Cake Sharkini Julyed Filet Minion Better Singer Texas Basketball Grow Food, Not Lawns

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