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Lady: “Do you drink?”

Man: “Yes.”

Lady: “How much a day?”

Man: “Three six packs.”

Lady: “How much per six pack?”

Man: “About $10.00.”

Lady: “And how long have you been drinking?”

Man: “15 years.”

Lady: “So, one six pack costs $10.00, and you have three six packs a day, which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 - correct?”

Man: “Correct.”

Lady: “If in one year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 - correct?”

Man: “Correct.”

Lady: “Do you know that if you hadn’t drunk, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account. And, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?”

Man: “Do you drink?”

Lady: “No.”

Man: “Where’s your Ferrari?”


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