Gaping Hole Costume

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Gaping Hole Costume

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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06-Aug-2020