Restroom Fragrance

Bubba calls this “Eau de toilette”

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?





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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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