![]() Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bathroom & Practical Sections |
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