Zombie Graveyard Snowmen

21st Century graveyard markers

People were dying to get into the cemetery

So, how cold was it at the graveyard?



Zombie Snowmen

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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28-Feb-2021