![]() Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbours have too many kids. Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams see also Government, Hunting & Redneck Sections |
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