Bacon Head

Wendy’s new “Bacon-ate-her” meal

The #1 protein meal for hungry cannibals



Skull covered with bacon - head of bacon

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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04-Dec-2020