Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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31-May-2020