Harper’s Greetings

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper wishes you a wonderful New Year




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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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