Harper’s Greetings

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper wishes you a wonderful New Year




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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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24-Jun-2021