Electronic Weather Fence

Canada’s online border snow removal program

Canadians disrupt normal weather patterns



Electronic Weather Fence

Americans have a fence along the Mexican border to keep the illegals out.
Canada has built an even bigger electronic fence to keep the snow out of Canada.

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young


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21-Jan-2022