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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey