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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric