Canadian Welcome

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson