At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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