At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
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