At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
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