Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Layman: A citrus fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
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