Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
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