Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
see also Dining, Food & Wine Sections
Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?
Aussie Wine Glass
Cheap Wine Market
Costco Wine
French Red Wine
Glass Prescription
Got Any Gwapes?
Grapeless
Hammock Wine
Heavy Drinking
If Alcohol Talked
Insect Wine Glass
Jim’s Happy Hour
Men Are Like Fine Wine
Navajo Wine
New Wine For Seniors
Red Wine Diet
Redneck Wine Glass
Redneck Wine Dispenser
Redneck Wine Holder
Texas Wine Glass
Walmart’s Redneck Wine
Wine Aerobics
Wine Day
Wine Flowchart
Wine Glass Chair
Wine Glass Lanyard
Wine Pairing in the Stone Age
Wine Secret
Wine Signs
Wine Socks
Wine Therapy
Wine Time
Wine Time Finally
 Dutch Rollerblades |  2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) |  Goat Tree |  Mind The Pedestrians |  Trapped in the 5th Dimension |
 Job Retraining |  Wet Floor Caution |  Chef Multitasking |  Camera Waterfall |  Irony Pin |
 Cellfies |  Where Safety Begins |  Bad Ass Fire Truck |  What A Deal |  Moon Theft |
 Sushi Spine |  Redneck Skateboard |  Polar Bear Photographer |  Friday the 13th |  LadyNet |
14-Dec-2019 |