Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Beulah, peel me a grape. - Mae West
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
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