Good Morning Liberals

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. - Frank Dane

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson