![]() We need a great president. - Donald Trump How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Greatest Accomplishment Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare Obama Lookalike Obvious Difference President Moon Men Queen Donald Statue of Libertea Unfortunately, we are about to enter the Twilight Zone |
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