Good Morning Liberals

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson