Good Morning Liberals

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson