Obama Moving On

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson