![]() Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Moving On Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Good Morning Liberals Greatest Accomplishment Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare Obama Lookalike Obvious Difference President Moon Men Queen Donald Statue of Libertea Unfortunately, we are about to enter the Twilight Zone |
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