Obama Moving On

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson