New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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