New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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06-Mar-2021