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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump