![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?' Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House |
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