Unfortunately, we are about to enter the
Twilight Zone

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson