Unfortunately, we are about to enter the
Twilight Zone

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump