Waking Up in 2017

Star Trek Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s Damage Report



How It Feels Waking Up Every Morning

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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29-Nov-2020