A teacher, garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. The law is silent during war. - Cicero Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn Lawyer: One skilled in the circumvention of the law. - Ambrose Bierce Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman see also Heaven & Lawyer Sections Day of Light and Darkness TieTanic Titanic Size Titanic’s Non-Romantic Scene Titanic Trailer An Old Man’s Dying Request Ancient Greek Law Atheist Holiday Attending To Business Cataract Surgery Lawsuit Clever Lawyer Crazy Laws Cure for Child Abuse Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer Distasteful Lawyer Do Not Read Law Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Generous Lawyer Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer Hot Coffee Is This Legal? 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