A teacher, garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. 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