One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   Food Art Rednecks At Play She's A Keeper Algebra Relationship Pumpkin Races Bed Equalizer David's Return To Italy Sick Pumpkin Winning An Argument With A Woman Why Dogs Bite Their Owners Barcode Eyelashes Howloween Caviar Burger Icelandic Police Donuts Size Matters Crowd Surfing - Expert Level Dream The Impossible When Life Gets You Down Redneck Estate Sale How To Tweet Others

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