One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   My Daughter and My Money Executive Decision Time Animal Rings Cow Return Biggest Fan On The Block Senior's TV Tray Potty 'Train'ing In India A Woman Named Five Horses Vegan Dentist How To Conserve Gas Rolling Shoes How Twins Are Made Cool Reading Room Poor Lifetime Be GarFul Tooth Ferry Ready For Rabbits Ecosystem Plumber's Night Light Can I Lick The Bowl

06-Jun-2020