One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk A Foot Of Sun Sushi Spine Police Targeting Happy Bird's Eye UU Moose Parking Glassman Paint Pants World Cup Attention Getter Fear Of Light Bird Condo Very Cold Beer Seniors Bike Club Watching The World Cup Friendly BBQ Reminder Geek Piano Ugly Haircut XL Safety Shoes Dance With Me Secret Exit

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