Bubba’s Shipping Instructions: Handle With Care
Training the new Redneck employee

Coming downstairs to inspect the shipments of imported crystal vases leaving the plant, the foreman approached Bubba, his new shipping employee.

He put his arm around Bubba’s shoulder and said, “Well, Bubba, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ’THIS SIDE UP, HANDLE WITH CARE.’ ”

“Yes, sir,” Bubba replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom, too.”

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