Church Re-Bait
Why Little Johnny arrived late to Sunday School

Little Johnny arrived late to his Sunday School class. He was normally punctual, so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. Little Johnny admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to Church instead.

Impressed, the teacher asked if his father had explained why it was more important for him to go to Church than to go fishing.

“Yes,” Little Johnny replied. “He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”


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02-Dec-2021