While taking a long drink at a pond, an elephant happened to glance up and spotted a snapping turtle lazing on a nearby stone. Its eyes narrowing, the elephant lumbered over, raised a foot, and pressed the turtle flat.
Observing the murder from the jungle, a zebra wandered over.
“Why the heck did you do that?”
“This was the same animal that bit off the tip of my trunk over ten years ago.”
The zebra’s eyes widened. “The same one? You must have an incredible memory!”
Raising its head proudly, the elephant said, “I have turtle recall.”
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley
Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay
Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson
The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam
Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw
Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley
Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay
Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson
The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam
Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw
Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol
see also Animal Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
Elephant Enema
Elephant Haircut
Elephant Hand
Elephant Heist
Elephant Instructions
Elephant Ludo
Elephant Nest
Elephant Phonics
Elephant Soccer
Elephant Stew
Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
King Of The Jungle
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
Trunk Sleeper
Viagra Elephant
Weight Wait
When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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