While taking a long drink at a pond, an elephant happened to glance up and spotted a snapping turtle lazing on a nearby stone. Its eyes narrowing, the elephant lumbered over, raised a foot, and pressed the turtle flat. Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne Where beams of imagination play, The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Stew Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan King Of The Jungle Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|