When little Johnny walked into the house, his mother asked him how his math test went.
“Fine,” he said. “I nearly got a hundred.”
“That’s great! What did you get - a 99?”
“No. Two zeroes.”
see also
Little Johnny & School Sections
|  Wolf Mode
|  Undertaker Bike
|  Throwaway Sport Paper
|  Pacman Skeleton
|  Vatican City's New Breakfast Special
|  Flying Cathedral Excuse
|  Day At The Beach
|  John The Baptist Souvenirs
|  Amish Prom Limo
|  Wishy-Washy Church
|  'Cover Girl' Magazine
|  One At A Time
|  Shofar So Good
|  Temple Car
|  Closing Time
|  Wine Glass Lanyard
|  Awning Truck Advertising
|  Plugged In
|  Org Chart - Simplified Version
|  Extreme Value
|
|