ULAANBAATAR, Mongolia (JP) -
Andre Tolme, 35, finished his last round of golf in Mongolia, losing 509 golf balls, and hitting 290 over par. His course? The entire length of Mongolia, where each “hole” was up to 179,222 metres long. The course took 9 months to traverse Mongolian steppes with nothing but a Jeep, a tent and a three-iron. Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump see also Golf Section Golf Ball Resort Golf Gimme Golf in South America Golf Like I Do Golfer’s Water Hole Navy Golf Course Voodoo Golf Tree |
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